i don't want none unless u got bunz hun

teen ~ aus

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

acidics:

circumsigh:

they erased my writing :(

stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass 

acidics:

circumsigh:

they erased my writing :(

stop writing shit like this in public places and making someone’s job harder because they have to clean up after your crusty existential crisis havin ass 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via lipstick-feminism)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via beyoncebeytwice)

thealchemisticpoet:

The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.

Don’t perpetuate it.

(via carolxne)