call your girlfriend

i hate this. i hate what you’ve done to me. you took away my entire life because you were bored. you were everything to me, and i would do anything for you, but now i feel so alone. i wish you talked to me, told me what you felt, because it couldn’t even begin to compare to this. i hate every minute of it. i hate getting up my hopes with my fantasies i create in my head when i’m by myself. i hate that you are doing so much better than me, in so many aspects, and feel like a complete failure because i don’t know how to do anything with out you, but you manage to go on like this is nothing, like we were just friends. i dream about you all the time, at times waking up, forgetting that all this happened, forgetting that you’re not mine anymore. forgetting that i can’t talk to your mum and dad, or your sister. you took away a home a didn’t feel like a stranger in. you took away my security in myself. where will i find that again? who will i find it in?

• Television: In the criminal justice system--
• Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.

lolsofunny:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s

(Source: dorkstrider, via ha1f-bl00d-princ3ss)